I have this much (making a tiny gap between my thumb and index finger) enthusiasm for work of late. It hasn't gone unnoticed. I'd just like a job I don't have to force myself to, with people I like (or can at least tolerate) and where the months don't pass with such a deafening tick. Too much? I don't think I want to be an accountant.
I’m starting up a Samaritan-like phone line where baffled folk of a certain age (my mum) can phone up for help with electrical equipment so they don’t have to bother family members (me) at bizarre times of the day saying that they can’t find Classic FM or that the video won’t eject.